FUNNY SOCCER T-SHIRTS

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Cristiano Ronaldo T-Shirt

Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the best players ever to wear the Portugal soccer jersey. This… interesting t-shirt from Futbolis commemorates his existence.

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“Blow Me” Vuvuzela T-Shirt

Vuvuzelas gained significant notoriety during the 2010 World Cup because of the annoying, and often overbearing sound they produce. This “Blow Me” t-shirt expresses sentiments of vuvuzelas’ detractors precisely.

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Japan Soccer T-Shirt

I don’t understand any Japanese, but it looks this t-shirt says “I Soccer Ball/Heart Japan.” Japan soccer jerseys are also available.

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Oui Were Robbed!

There was one reason why we didn’t see any Ireland jerseys at the 2010, and that was Thierry Henry’s admitted handball. Considering France’s disastrous showing, oui were all robbed.

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Mexico World Cup T-Shirt

This cute 1986 Mexico World Cup jersey is no substitute for authentic Mexico soccer jersey, but it reminds us of a time when World Cups had mascots. Cute little chubby mascots.

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Three Lines on My Chest

After days of consternation, the meaning of this t-shirt finally dawned on me. “Three lions on my chest” is the famous motto of supporters of the England jersey. I’ll let you work out the cocaine reference on your own.

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Eric Cantona T-Shirt

Something tells me that if Eric Cantona still wore France’s national team jersey, none of the recent nonsense would have ever happened.

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I Love Smilfs (Soccer Moms)

We think that the stereotype that is the Soccer Mom is best espoused within a sentence involving four other words. Three of them should begin with the lettters I, L, and F.

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Spain Champions T-Shirt

Spain’s national team gelled perfectly from 2006 to 2010, culminating in wins at the Euro 2008 and the 2010 World Cup. As far as earning the first star on Spain’ soccer jersey, they are fully deserving.

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USA Soccer T-Shirt

The men wearing the USA soccer jersey definitely brought some extra swagger to the 2010 World Cup. Let’s hope they can continue their ascension both in popularity and in quality of play.

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Bafana Bafana T-Shirt

The boys in South Africa jerseys gave their fans vuvuzela toting fans something to cheer about at the 2010 World Cup. http://teenormous.com/go/Wear-Your-Beer-South-Africa-Fan-World-Cup-Soccer-Football-Yellow-TShirt–772143

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South Africa 2010 T-Shirt

There is something undeniably and wonderfully trippy about this soccer/pinball combo t-shirt from redbubble.

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Italia Blocks T-Shirt

For those of you eager to avoid the gaudy Italia jersey so that has become a ubiquity during this (redbubble)

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Throwball T-Shirt

If you’re a soccer lover living in theUnited States, it’s likely that you harbour at least some resentment towards the unwarranted appropriation of your favourite sport’s given name. Bollocks! Express your angst with this aptly captioned “Throwball” t-shirt from… ahem, World Soccer Shop.

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Nakamura T-Shirt

Shunsuke Nakamura is one of the best players to ever wear a Japan jersey, and you can celebrate that fact with this cliché representation of Japanese warrior tradition. Rest assured, the only soccer balls Nakamura will be slicing are during his famous curving free kicks.

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Tim Cahill, Flag Assasin

Tim Cahill is one of the highest profile players ever to wear Australia’s soccer jersey. He is renowned for his aerial ability as well as his goal celebrations, which involve shadowboxing the corner flag. Get the tee from Alternate Kits.

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Don’t SHOOT the messenger!

The men in the soccer referee uniform came under no lack of scrutiny during the 2010 World Cup. This t-shirt expresses some of the angst we all feel, albeit rather violently.

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Boca Juniors T-Shirt

For those of you not in the know, Boca Juniors’ jersey represents one of the most storied clubs in South America, having won 6 Copa Libertadores titles and 3 Intercontinental Cups.

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Ecce Romanista

For those of you unfamiliar with the Ecce Romanista slogan, know this – 2000 years AS Roma’s jersey would have been the most widely recognized soccer jersey in the world!

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Wrong line, Diego!

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