Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the best players ever to wear the Portugal soccer jersey. This… interesting t-shirt from Futbolis commemorates his existence.

Vuvuzelas gained significant notoriety during the 2010 World Cup because of the annoying, and often overbearing sound they produce. This “Blow Me” t-shirt expresses sentiments of vuvuzelas’ detractors precisely.

I don’t understand any Japanese, but it looks this t-shirt says “I Soccer Ball/Heart Japan.” Japan soccer jerseys are also available.

There was one reason why we didn’t see any Ireland jerseys at the 2010, and that was Thierry Henry’s admitted handball. Considering France’s disastrous showing, oui were all robbed.

This cute 1986 Mexico World Cup jersey is no substitute for authentic Mexico soccer jersey, but it reminds us of a time when World Cups had mascots. Cute little chubby mascots.

After days of consternation, the meaning of this t-shirt finally dawned on me. “Three lions on my chest” is the famous motto of supporters of the England jersey. I’ll let you work out the cocaine reference on your own.

Something tells me that if Eric Cantona still wore France’s national team jersey, none of the recent nonsense would have ever happened.

We think that the stereotype that is the Soccer Mom is best espoused within a sentence involving four other words. Three of them should begin with the lettters I, L, and F.

Spain’s national team gelled perfectly from 2006 to 2010, culminating in wins at the Euro 2008 and the 2010 World Cup. As far as earning the first star on Spain’ soccer jersey, they are fully deserving.

The men wearing the USA soccer jersey definitely brought some extra swagger to the 2010 World Cup. Let’s hope they can continue their ascension both in popularity and in quality of play.